grandparentcore:

I will forever love simple, domestic things let’s bake together, go grocery shopping, drive around, just spend time together

posted 4 years ago with 139,689 notes

Things I want in the next 5 years

aughtpunk:

w-ander-lusts:

mysoleisred:

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

Putting this out into the universe

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posted 4 years ago with 886,176 notes

YA’LL….

protego-et-servio:

spyderqueen:

arctic-hands:

vague-humanoid:

krxs100:

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Mainstream Media Now Openly Reporting on the Elite Lining Up to Ingest the Blood of Children…. Seriously

Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it. Now, even the mainstream media is reporting it.

Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine:

“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect. I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”

As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.

Aside from the gruesome historical and occult background of such practices, there is literally NO DATA that suggests the process even works.

“There‘s just no clinical evidence [that the treatment will be beneficial], and you‘re basically abusing people‘s trust and the public excitement around this,” Stanford University neuroscientist Tony Wyss-Coray, who conducted a 2014 study of young blood plasma in mice, told Science magazinelast summer, as reported by Vanity Fair. 

#STAYWOKE

@tchallin

What kind of dystopian elizabeth bathory bullshit is this

The non-existent type: See Snopes.

Please read the Snopes article in entirety.

Ambrosia Medical is a real company that deals with blood infusions, not blood drinking. That means they pump young people’s blood (or “blood components”) into the bodies of older people. No drinking required.

It’s a medical “study,” which costs $8k to be the one getting the blood. This company is literally taking the donated blood of the young (16 to 25) and pumping their plasma into rich older people (30+.)

I think this counts as an existing dystopian elizabeth bathory bullshit, 

posted 4 years ago with 90,052 notes

hugealienpie:

basement-prussia:

perhalta:

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

posted 4 years ago with 356,855 notes

clarisimart:

The chilling adventures of Sabrina be like:

Aunt Zelda: Sabrina, pass me the UNHOLY butter so I can spread it with my CURSED knife on this DARK bread and eat my DESECRATED bacon on this BLACK day, PRAISE SATAN!

posted 4 years ago with 37,910 notes

autumngracy:

awwheartno:

mhalachai:

lamboocalrissian:

brucewaynesbutt:

my favorite scene in the whole tv history

the only sad thing about this scene being in picture form is that you can’t hear the way Garcia says “Quantico”. Kwan-tee-co.


the best 90 seconds of television ever filmed

This is seriously amazing.

Hello yes 911 I just witnessed a fucking murder

seerofsarcasm:
“ satamoru:
“ plintoon:
“ satamoru:
“ zoann:
“ colormecalm:
“ nonimaginaryfriend:
“ americanairliines:
“ Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.
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I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE...

seerofsarcasm:

satamoru:

plintoon:

satamoru:

zoann:

colormecalm:

nonimaginaryfriend:

americanairliines:

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

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Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

malcolmcooks:

vanerdsa:

bpdmum:

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

Many people in the comments are saying “trauma”, but this is actually a very normal occurrence. It’s called Childhood Amnesia, and it’s a process which, as the brain reorganizes itself for cognitive thought that is developed in late childhood, it changes the Accessibility of those memories during recall. Many childhood memories are available to the person, but they will not be remembered during regular recall activity, you have to “trick” your brain into remembering with different tactics.

This is because there are two parts to memories - their encoding and their recall. The encoding determines their availability, their recall determines their accessibility. The reason why trauma memory and childhood amnesia are different is in this distinction. Trauma memory is often encoded differently, bypassing to the limbic system where it is stored as intrinsic memory. It can’t be recalled because it was never encoded. Childhood amnesia, however, seems to indicate that the memories are encoded, but we lose access to them as we age. This is most likely due to the development of brain structures that fundamentally change our encoding and recall of memory as we get older.

This is an important distinction, because trauma memory is “stored in the body”, i.e. you get triggers that send your body into a cascade of uncontrollable feelings, sensations and reactions. Whereas childhood memories won’t generally do that, they are just recalled at odd times with odd associations.

reblogging this because I’ve legit seen people freaking out when they realised they can’t remember some of their childhood, thinking they might have some repressed trauma.

Ye! As someone with both theyre very different.

Personally the trauma feels like a brick wall, or a hot thing we cant touch so brain says it doesnt exist. But I know its there if I could just peak…. its gotta be there. But so far no ways of triggering bring it back.

The amnesia just feels like blank. Not like im forgetting, not like its hiding. However, if there is a stimuli, like a smell or someone mentions it, I can suddenly vividly see it again, even if only a small glimpse. Like the layout of my Grandma’s kitchen before the remodel, the smell of our old house, or my uncle (who passed when I was 3) and his laugh.

posted 4 years ago with 336,201 notes

beetle-jude:

msmar-vell:

thank u, jeff

YES

unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

posted 4 years ago with 590,548 notes

shirazade:

Keira Knightley photographed by Yelena Yemchuk

argumate:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

amesantiagos:

Amy Santiago, I would marry you any time, any place.

xxfangirlanonymousxx:
“ saxifraga-x-urbium:
“ baneismydragon:
“ celticpyro:
“Now I want to get married just so I can do this.
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If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite...

xxfangirlanonymousxx:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

baneismydragon:

celticpyro:

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

Do you even have to be getting married

Are they gonna check

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Damn it sure is